Is a 36 year old drunken asshole, with a 2 mega-pixels camera.
Most likely you'll find a struggling artist wearing flip flops with a 17 year old girlfriend.
Most likely you'll find a struggling artist wearing flip flops with a 17 year old girlfriend.
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The act of using a wifi-detection program to check for open (and sometimes closed) WLAN networks. In other words, using a program to see if there's a wireless internet setup close enough that you could access or hack into it.
John and I were stumbling last night and we found a cool new hotspot, just outside of the gym!
I'm sorry I couldn't chat online with you last night, I was stumbling for hours but never got a strong enough signal.
I'm sorry I couldn't chat online with you last night, I was stumbling for hours but never got a strong enough signal.
by JoshM July 16, 2008
Get the stumbling mug.Sexual act whereby a man's penis is inserted into the empty eye socket of a one eyed partner for physical gratification. Often utilized as a domination technique to impart a sense of total ownership over the receiving partner in BDSM circles.
John and Dave were tag teaming a girl on the dance floor when she bit John. He replied that if she didn't play nice he was going to take off her eye-patch and give her a stumping to teach her some discipline
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Get the stumbling Otis mug.When one has more then their fair access to couch, chair or bed...yet they choose to squish themselves in fetal position and not take full advantage of the space that is allowed to them.
by AJ Elkenstein October 27, 2016
Get the stumping up mug.A term describing completely the situation that the question is not "Is there smut," but "When will you stumble upon the mountains of it that exist."
It can be used to describe coming across fan-fiction, or just generally cliche and poorly assembled smut.
It can be used to describe coming across fan-fiction, or just generally cliche and poorly assembled smut.
I was smut-stumbling the other day and came across the most horrifying fiction to ever filter through my optic nerves.
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