crab steamer

The act of defecating on another person's chest while pinching the sides of their stomach with mock crab claw hands.

Lucy wanted me to give her a crab steamer because she's a freaky beotch.

by ktrane77 August 21, 2008

venezuelan steamer

Is when a large group of men and women convene in a pool and defocate uncontrollably.

Person 1: Hey man, that party was pretty crazy last night.

Person 2: Totally man, especially when Kevin and Jenny started that Venezuelan Steamer in the pool.

by ThunderHobbit January 22, 2014

Anchorage Steamer

A form of hypocrisy. The act of criticizing someone for a certain act and then proceeding to unwittingly do that same thing. This can also be referred to as a Palin-drome.

The woman who sees Russia from her house just dropped an anchorage steamer on America- she criticized the media for politicizing the Arizona shooting and then implied that the shooter was a liberal.

by jonstewartfan January 19, 2011

Belgian Steamer

A sexual act in which one deficates onto the chest of thier partner. So named for it's resemblance in color to Belgian chocolate and the body heat of the "depositor".

Man, that girl was a freak! She wanted me to give her a Dirty Sanchez and a Belgian Steamer!

by Zkilla February 2, 2006

Weed Steamer

A technique refined by world class researchers at Brown University where one autoclaves a large quantity of marijuana and recirculates the air in the building.

That weed steamer may have caused me to bust a lung.

by Weed Browny September 7, 2005

Quinn Steamer

Plugging your anus with your hand as you are about to drop a load of diarrhea.

Yo I heard dat Zach had to go so bad he pulled a Quinn steamer.

by Quinn McCormack December 9, 2008

boston steamer

The act of taking a shit on someones chest before during or after sex (can be used as a punishment, break up tactic or fetish act) Very similar to the Cleveland Steamer, but with the Boston Steamer, you also tea bag her with you nut-sack while taking the shit.

Bitch, shut your fuckin mouth, or i'll tape you to the bed and give you a Boston Steamer.

by AT Facials June 11, 2004