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stapler

when you staple someone's balls to their forehead.
you so gay, ima give you a stapler
by Devin Shingsley July 12, 2006
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stapleton

a lover who takes advantage of you financially.

(named after Colleen Stapleton)
Bob: Yeah, Mary keeps getting me to pay her rent

Charlie: Dude, you should get rid of her. she's a total fucking stapleton.
by Zak Hall February 5, 2005
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stahled

verb.

def1. The act of cock blocking, or stopping a player from getting laid.
def2 The act of stopping of butting into a players conversation with a woman in such a was as to sink the conversation preventing the player from getting laid.
def3 The act of player hating in general.
def4 Intentionaly disrupting a players moves, for what ever reason whatsover.
example 1 Vanessa, was busting a sweat move in her attempt to pick up on Jason, when David stepped in and stahled her.
example 2. My attempt to hook up with Janet was stahled by David.
by JakerRivers November 7, 2009
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cock-staple

odd, yet humorous, combination of words used as a personal title, insult, or love-name...often in jest.
"Nice soccer-rocker, cock-staple!"
by dorham May 23, 2006
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Jamican Stapler

When u have a guy's or chicks nose on ur asshole and you fart while doing so u suck there nose into ur ass
hey zoey if u don't give me a jamican stapler i will punch u again
by A_Very_Angry_ALligator November 4, 2009
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get Stapped

To get falling-down drunk; to be so hammered that one acts like Scott Stapp, especially on his famous poker game appearance. May involve thinking you are a ninja, blatant and uncomfortable flirting with women, and just sheer obnoxiousness.
Look, I found some cash in my jacket, let's go get Stapped!

Sure, just let me grab my jacket and I'll meet you at the liquor store.
by IAmBoard April 13, 2010
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Two Stalled

Alt: Two Stalling

When you get so drunk or high you pass out on the floor of a bathroom stall and part of your body slips under that wall into the stall next to it.
Oh fuck, Shelly's two stalled in the ladies room...again.
by beegm January 20, 2016
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