Standing Cervetti

A Standing Cervetti is a rare occurrence that happens when the female lifts the male up in the air by his heels so that they can both perform oral sex on each other.

Friend1: "Whoa dude. I heard Kara gave Matt the ole Standing Cervetti last night. That's insane."

Friend2: "Yeah.....well, she is almost 7 feet tall and built like a moose. She dangled him like a towel blowing in the wind."

Friend1: "Kara is freakin' wild. I need a girl like that."

by Mr. Luxy December 9, 2020

Stanching

Something terrible, smelly, bad beyond comprehension

Your feet are absolutely Stanching. Your face is Stanching.

by King Stanching September 22, 2021

standing bath

a shower apparenlty 🙄

emma’s taking a standing bath

by cilantro.is.yummy March 17, 2022

Freestyle Standing

What one does when they are too drunk to engage in normal standing. Characterized by odd, often gravity defying moves, while at least one foot remains firmly planted

Man, last night Rose came home from the PTO so trashed on Mad Dog that she was in the freestyle standing championships.

by 1veryangrybuddhist March 2, 2011

Balls Standing For What They Believe In

When a man remains faithful in the midst of temptation from an attractive woman.

It's not easy, but my balls standing for what they believe in.

by MARCISMS October 12, 2020

Balls Standing For What They Believe In

For a man to remain faithful to his significant other while being tempted by an attractive woman.

There are a lot of beautiful women here, but my balls standing for what they believe in.

by MARCISMS October 12, 2020

Person Standing Across the Street

You were probably bored so you probably looked out of your window and probably saw someone standing across the street and decided that you'd search that up.

And here you are on the Urban Dictionary.

Don't worry, we've all been there.

Oh look, there's a person standing across the street...

by knee deep in essays May 3, 2021