Squinchanie

Squinchanie (Squinching) is the act of squeezing tightly the stitch line of your testicles while performing acts of self-pleasure.

"I squinched so hard i ripped my balls off my dick"
"I love squinchanie, it really makes my balls hot"

by DickDestroyer443 October 7, 2023

Eskimo squint

A wedgie so incredibly intense that the Eskimo will squint

These new fleece Christmas leggings sure have my Eskimo squinting

by Painter December 25, 2016

Pibbly Squinchy

The act of leaving a dance floor or social setting when you feel the need to urinate or defecate. Pibbly is indicative of urine (to piddle) and Squinchy reflects the act of squishing and clenching to avoid a disaster in your pants

"Jason has a bad case of the pibbly squinchies! I hope he makes it to the bathroom!"

"I avoided ruining my family dinner by doing a quick pibbly squinchy!"

by CorporealCorpral January 21, 2023

Pop a squiznot

Indeed, this expression does come from the hilarious (though certainly not classic) movie, 'I Love You, Man.' But it has nothing to do with wiping out. Sydney tells Peter to pop a squiznot during Peter's first visit to Sydney's man cave and he's gesturing for him to make himself at home. Since that movie is full of nonsensical and highly quotable made-up expressions, the more obvious conclusion is that to pop a squiznot means to take a seat.

Hey, man, pop a squiznot and let's discuss how you think wiping out has anything to do with this expression.

by Someone Who Has Seen the Movie August 6, 2022

shit squint

The twinge in a girl's eye after he takes it out of her ass and puts it in her mouth, the ol'ATM! MMMM, good.......

I live to see the shit squint in a girl's eye when she tastes her own fecal matter......

by Sam and Chris January 22, 2007

squingle

when you feeel the neeed to do a little shaking wiggle or when you're in bed and just vibrate a bit lol

"man, i just squingled in the toilet"
"dude, she made me squingle so hard, my dingo almost popped

by milmol May 19, 2009

Squignature

When a signature is not in print, but rather in that barely legible squiggly line. Often written by those fancehy adults.

Please sign your Squignature wight here on the dotted line.

by PedoBearPennfield March 21, 2010