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dick squishing

1. An act conducted between two heterosexual males in an effort to resolve a conflict.

2. An exaggerated figure of speech often used to evoke productivity with a group of males who are in the act of procrastination.
1. Andy was mad that Evan spilled orange soda on his new sweater. Their mutual friend Peter insisted that they start dick squishing, get out their frustration and move on with life.

2. "Are we just going to sit around here squishing our dicks together or is someone going to call a cab already".
by lpaper June 14, 2010
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Spring Flinging in the Squiting Sprayer

This is when you have a big party or celebration revolving around your squiting sprayer (AKA WAP)
Madelyn: im having a spring flinging in the squiting sprayer tonight if anyone wants to “come”😏😏
by Wetspaghetti June 9, 2021
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Squirting

The act of enjoying the cold delicious soft drink Squirt.
Did you see those girls squirting in there? I wonder if they have any more of those?

My girlfriend was totally squirting last night. She said she was giving up soda for Lent, but I guess not.
by BadBoyAl March 2, 2010
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squirting

when a GREAT tasting love juice is produced and squirts out of her pussy and surrounds her vagina mud flaps with a wet slippery SAUCE. when she has an orgasm and she makes the females drink it and stick it in their mouths and the other one licks around in the newly explored VAGINA!!
my girl got all up in my mouth and she made me slurp up her little squirting session but i loved it
by whorey woman January 9, 2008
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squibbing

The act of pleasuring yourself in manure and/or horse dung.
Farmer to friend: Couldn't believe it, went down to clear out the muck-spreader, only to find a load of tissues and some bloke squibbing himself senseless.
by grimola October 5, 2011
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Squaring

When the fluids from a squirting female are collected and poured back inside of her.

In math, the inverse of a "sqrt" (square root) is a square (x^2). It then follows that to undo a "sqrt'ing", you must perform "squaring."
"I don't know, squirting seems gross to me."
'Just do some squaring afterwards, it cancels out!'
by labazZz June 26, 2018
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Squishing the Burrito

Q:Why was Lauren being so quiet in the backseat?
A:She was back there squishing the burrito
by JC24 February 16, 2009
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