Squirt engine

A mixed drink made from the grapefruit flavored pop, Squirt, and gin.

"All I have to drink is gin and squirt."
"Shit, make a squirt engine."
"What's in it?"
"Squirt and gin. It will get you fucking rolling."

by Speeditdown February 27, 2007

Hershey Squirt

When you go to fart, but a squirt of poop comes out. Woopsie.

Richard Dutka when on an adventure to Tim Horton's and let out a Hershey Squirt in his pants.

by Archibald Wolfgang January 22, 2007

Squirt

A nickname a Father gives to a child he adores.

Hey,Squirt....go grab me a beer.

by thrushpuppy August 19, 2015

Squirt N Jerk

The act of a male holding a massive load of diarrhea while masturbating sitting on the toilet. A master Squirt N Jerker will hold their diarrhea until the point of climax. At climax, both load are released for extreme gratification.

After holding a load of diarrhea for over an hour, he decided to take advantage of the opportunity to Squirt N Jerk and rubbed one out to a simultaneous explosion.

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2009

juicy squirt

the substance that is secreted from a womans vagina at any given time
can come in many different forms such as:
-sticky
-clear
-wet
-whitish yellow

I Juicy squirted on my foot on the way into the shower!
Person 1: uhoh
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I just juicy squirted.

by kalime July 3, 2008

Beat the squirt

Sexual act in which a man, in the crucial moments before the woman ejaculates, withdraws and rushes across the room to the opposing wall and tags it with his hand, thus "beating the squirt."

Shit, son, I beat the squirt just seconds before Marie gushed all over my Cobain poster.

by Body Quiz December 31, 2007

squinto

(noun) - a person who is high on marijuana, causing they're eyes to be squinted almost shut.

Adrian wrecked after driving while squinto.

by Dr. Andre' April 28, 2009