squeezybix

A pre-mixed wheat biscuit and milk breakfast cereal in a tube for busy modern professionals who find themselves pushed for time in the mornings.

A product that does not yet exist, but that will mark the point at which society becomes damaged beyond all repair.

Premashed potato? Man that's nearly as bad as squeezybix.

by The Glans Punis May 4, 2006

Squealy McDougal

A derogatory term used to describe an individual who often tells authority figures of a peer's misdeeds; a rat, or fink

Mr. Tafrow: Who played that wrong note?
Rob: Oh, it was Jim
Jim: Way to go, Squealy McDougal!

by ValasHune July 23, 2008

Squeaky Cheeze

A fat bitch walking down the street.

Damn, that bitch is squeaky cheeze like a mother fucker! When she walks I can hear the fat clap!

by kue kue kachoo May 26, 2010

squeaky tap

to be frigid or prude, in reference to a dry vagina

you'll never get with her, she's a squeaky tap

by motetihw April 26, 2011

squeezy queef

When you do a headstand and you land the wrong way where someone is sitting and accidentally squeeze out a fanny fart in their face.

Guy: "Noooo, she did NOT just squeezy queef me!?!?"

by rebelwithoutcause December 1, 2011

squeaky thumb

A feeling in the hinge of your thumb after playing too many video games.

Rob: Hey, wasn't playing COD all night last night a good idea or what?
Bob: It was fun, but I got a cereal case of squeaky thumb from it.

by The Squid Pizza May 12, 2014

Squeaky Ducky

When you are banging a girl so hard her vagina makes a squeaky sound.

I'm so horny I just wanna give any girl the 'ol Squeaky Ducky.

by DroppingDimes32 September 27, 2014