Wall Squatter

People who only comment (or reply to comments) on their own Facebook wall while ignoring everyone else's. This person is either too popular, narcissistic and/or stuck at home raising children.

Crystal is a wall squatter on Facebook who talks too much about what her kids are doing.

verb: wall squatting

by germany1967 June 23, 2009

squatted truck owner

A squatted truck owner is someone who has a few extra chromosomes and smokes meth well building the truck to where the front of the truck is lifted in the air so when you're driving all you can see is the sky. There though process causes them to become very hostile. you manage to see a gaggle of Squatted truck owners you can see them rev their engines well impersonating a bird by throwing their arms up and down and jumping in there truck's bed. they are an extremely unintelligent species of you're more typical human. they tend to think they are the best at everything but in reality, nobody likes them for there extensive meth use and there obnoxious nature

you look there's a squatted truck owner lets go beat him up

by The big mamma t November 15, 2021

Squatter

squat·ter

–noun

1. a genetic hybrid breed of awesomeness consisting of squirrel and otter genes.

Dude! I taught my squatter how to fly, so now it can run, jump, climb, fly, swim, and shit! O_O

by JayRay91 June 12, 2011

squatternine 45

A cunt who dosent post any videos whom also only livestreams and is too lazy to edit

Hey look it's squatternine 45 what a cunt when will he post his next dummy livestream

by Doom_squad_111 October 18, 2019

squatterwear

Patched, dirty, black clothing, of the kind popular with squatters and crusty punks.

"Oh my god dude, did you see that boy? He was SO HOT."

"You are such a sucker for the squatterwear, he's probably from the suburbs."

by Danny Delinquent March 16, 2004

Squatter Settlement

When you win an argument on a toilet.

"Yeah, I had a squatter settlement with Jake about who gets to keep the rest of the whipped cream."

by LCPlayz June 3, 2017

Skank Squatter

Someone who sleeps with a person and then won't leave the house.

"That skank squatter fucked me the other night and now i cant get her to leave."

by Scrotal Torsion July 29, 2021