Squatter

a person who squats while taking a shit and their ass explodes and shit splatters everywhere

bro ayo i never knew you was a squatter thats fucking nasty

by palo da bean November 12, 2023

cotched squatters

a man smoking a doobie in a house that isnt his, rinsing food, and drink.
also a dirty diggers lyric.

"oi bitch this is my house!"
"nah its fine we are a cotched squatters"
"oh, oh okay then"

by jakis February 24, 2008

box squatter

A person who gets their mail in some other person's post office box. Usually done because they don't want to pay for their own.

the box squatter's mail moved from box to box as women demanded he pay at least a share of the box rent.

by postal goddess May 15, 2011

Turtle Squatter

Someone who squats hard and lets things get under their shell. "Turtle Squatter"

"Turtle Squatting"

someone who squats hard and lets something get under their shell and bothering them long-term.

Noah stop being such a turtle squatter!!!

by gnome dog May 30, 2011

night squatter

A person who likes to squat in the middle of the night.

Ex: I think my brother is a night squatter!

by ItIsAfroyo May 25, 2016

Urban Squatter

A normie who still uses Urban Dictionary after they banned any "racist" definition.

That's not what that word means my man, lmao! You must be an urban Squatter. It's ok, we all need that one normie friend.

by JOHN123223 February 25, 2021

Safety squatter

A person who covers the toilet seat with toilet paper or other sanitary products. Usually in public restrooms.

The evidence of a safety squatter was clear, the toilet seat was covered in unused toilet paper.

by Jor_vermee April 22, 2021