Squatchling

Young or baby squatch.

Squatches tend to be protective of their squatchlings.

by Ab5uRd June 7, 2018

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donkey squanching quy

A stout ass chod who hangs his ass in the closet and Jacks it off till it cums in his face

Damn son, u can't hang your donkey in the closet n stroke him till he cums. U a stout ass chod, wait I mean a.... donkey squanching quy!

by Krazy Quyliller November 6, 2017

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smutching

Eating Loudly

Hey Gwenda shut the fuck up. I can here you smutching from across the room!

by cop_ths June 11, 2017

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Squarshing

When you lean back in a rolly chair and squarsh your body together.

"I'm sorry, can't talk, I'm squarshing."

by soup slipper February 28, 2018

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An above averged sized female, in denial her man is cheating on her. Hobbies include trapping men with pregnancies, only having boy babies though desperately wanting a girl, pathological lying and saying she lives in the country while living in the city. Copies other people's hobbies and decor sometimes baby names. Claims to be wealthy although nearing eviction. Lies about mom being a molester.

Damn dude, squatchella told me she is pregnant again

No way didn't she say her man got a vasectomy?

She said his dick was so big they couldn't complete it.

by Cuuuuuupcakerandall August 28, 2018

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squatshitter

A person who squats while shitting. A very cool person who is just built different and knows what the superior way to shit is. Normaly this person is either slavic or a bit crazy.

Bro 1: Yooo bro what are you doing squatting on the toilet?
Bro 2: Bro don't you know? I'm a squatshitter, I'm taking a fat shit rn

by TheChosen-Wan December 24, 2020

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