Sprite Canned

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When your good buddy fucks an eligible girl after two dates, then never calls her again...thus rendering her useless as a future sexual mate. Similar to your buddy grabbing a can of Sprite from your fridge, opening it, taking one sip, then putting it back in your fridge.

I was totally gonna ask out this chick Haley on Bumble, but Jeremiah “Sprite canned” her last month.

by Bullfrog2BBB March 6, 2019

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sprite

A type of soda.

I love sprite

by UUUUURRRRRRRRRR MOMMMMMMMMMMMM October 15, 2019

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Sprite Cranberry. Com

Sprite Cranberry. Com is a website that will send you to a video of a person showing a dogs anal gland.

Person 1: Aww man dude have you gone on Sprite Cranberry. Com?
(Watches)

Person 2 : DUDE WTF DID I JUST WATCH!!!!!!

by Innocent Pandas December 9, 2019

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Sprite

A beverage that tastes like TV static

Bro this tastes like TV static

Yeah its a sprite

by YEETUSTHE FETUS October 29, 2019

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Sprite Cranberry Day

December 24 (aka Christmas eve) is national Sprite Cranberry. Go to your local walmart and pick up a box of Sprite Cranberry and share it with your friends and family.

Guy #1: Dude it’s Christmas Eve!!

Guy #2: You know what that means...
Both: Sprite Cranberry Day!!

Lebron James: Wanna Sprite Cranberry?

by memer_22 November 11, 2019

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