A hybrid between lunch and snacks, often consumed when you're too late for lunch but too early to snack like a responsible adult. It's like "Brunch" but a slightly disorganized cousin version — Slunch doesn’t follow rules. Slunch just vibes.
"I didn’t eat lunch, but I demolished a bag of chips, last night's cold pizza, and a protein bar around 3pm. So yeah, I guess that was my slunch."
“Bro, it’s 3.54pm! Too early for freaking chai. Wanna slunch?”
“Bro, it’s 3.54pm! Too early for freaking chai. Wanna slunch?”
by vaultimor June 23, 2025
Get the Slunch mug.A large slice, typically of cake or pie. When you want to ask for a bunch of a dessert without seeming like a fatty.
Can I have a slunch of that chocolate cake?
by stingRay98 August 1, 2025
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Spunch is a term to refer to any unintelligent or dumb person. In other words, a spunch is a stupid person. The term was coined in 2025 by an unknown person.
It is vaguely inspired by the meme "Spunch Bob" which is a misspelling of SpongeBob.
It is vaguely inspired by the meme "Spunch Bob" which is a misspelling of SpongeBob.
by skibidi rizzler but better September 14, 2025
Get the Spunch mug.When a person refuses to swallow a man’s cum, so you he pulls out at the last moment, blows the load on persons forehead and watches it drip off their nose.
Lily wanted to a spit the baby batter out, unfortunately Derek pull out and blew on her forehead, she Therefore experiences a Splutchee.
by Bin rat November 13, 2025
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Get the pelvic splanchicnaeurnaenf mug.just a heavy badyin like a true worst cunt.
someone completely intolerable that ppl still hang about with.
someone completely intolerable that ppl still hang about with.
by nich3ll3 September 16, 2022
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