Splinter Pussy

Splinter Pussy was a common condition among women in the early 1800's. Housewives, tired from long laborious hours of getting men sandwiches from the kitchen, often relieved their tension through the use of a cleverly shaped rolling pin. However, these culinary tools were often made of wood and usually resulted in the condition known as Splinter Pussy.

Prolonged and undiagnosed cases of Splinter Pussy would often lead to Driftwood Vagina, another common ailment at the time.

Fred was unable to pull out because of the barbs in Selma's splinter pussy.

by Jang Huen November 19, 2010

Spinge Binge

It is used as a noun. It is used as a verb. It is used as an adjective. It is used as an adverb. It acts like the word fuck, but you must know how to use it. Nobody knows why or what it is, but it is everywhere and everything. It watches you in your sleep. It protects you. It destroys you slowly. It is the reason we breathe. It is the reason we die. It is the afterlife, and it is eternal. It is the life force inside all of us.

"Did you see that idiot buy the m14 instead of the olympia?"
"yeah what a fucking spinge binge"

"Dude I just did a triple backflip!"

"Woah! You're such a spinge binge!"

"Dude what the fuck? You spilled coffee all over my project and spinge binged it up!!!! GET THE SPINGE BINGE OUT OF MY SPINGE BINGING HOUSE YOU FUCKING SPINGE BINGE!!"

by The Scrabble King November 9, 2018

Splinter

When a girl is flat as a board and has no booty and is very skinny.

Guy: Fucking her would be like fucking a 2x4. You'd get a splinter.

by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

slinger

A drug dealer. The local pusher.

I got this dope from the slinger down the street.

by Brian March 31, 2005

Springer

A guy who makes you feel like you ate a pot brownie and woke up in a greeting card!

It's a completely different world when you're around Springer!

by UncleFester64 December 18, 2020

splinkey

splinkey is an alternative word for schplino; usually harsher on terms. A splinkey is characterized by being a cockamole, a ziggurat, and a schplino: forming an ultimate whirlwind of trio terms, causing splinkey. Splinkey is a goofball and looks like a box or like an angry bird ready to explode!
WARNING!!11! IF YOU SEE A SPLINKEY, SHOUT OUT SCHPLINO! HE WILL TURN BACK INTO A GOOD SPLINKEY!!!!11!

look at the cockamole, oh no i mean splinkey!
look at the fat splinkey!
come here splinkey!

by MikelDaZiggurat January 3, 2022

Spingebill Squogpants

SpingeBill SquogPants is the name given to SpongeBob SquarePants in Youtube Poops. One of the most famous YTPs SpingeBill appears in is known as '(YTP) Spingebill and Skodwarde get Robophobia'. SpingeBill is sometimes shown to kill people, as well as do drugs.

No Example For Spingebill Squogpants

by Your bob August 30, 2022