Spliff

Blake: Yo look at this blunt i just got
Zach: Yeah that is a nice blunt
Red: WWWWWOOOORRRDDDDD niggas cant spliff that
Blake: No nigga dis is mine you need to get a job and get your own weed
Red: That's How niggas is givin it up...Come on You know You wanna spliff
Blake: No nigga bye
Red: Time-out
Blake: WHAT
Red: Can a nigga get a burger before you spliff it with ya girl
Blake: NO BYE NIGGA

by Blakeloves melissa February 1, 2009

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Selfie spliff

A full joint to oneself

F: We passing round some joints?
G: No, let’s have a selfie spliff each.

by PR8’s finest October 30, 2019

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Spliff and Switch

The act of smoking weed (usually a spliff/joint) and gaming on your Nintendo Switch

Ace:"Did you hear about John pulling a Spliff and Switch last night"

Chris:"Yeah I was there, it was insane"

by harveytheblade October 21, 2017

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Emergency Spliff

An emergency spliff (or emergency joint/blunt) is a spliff you didn't bother finish, so you put it in your pocket for when an emergency comes up, aka. a situation where you just need some high quality dank.

Dude: Oh man, we're going to the cinema to watch Sausage Party later, it sure would be nice with some dank right now

Bro: No worries, i've got an emergency spliff in my pocket!

Dude: Fuck yes

by GolfWang69 October 2, 2016

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Lucy spliff

Biggest slag in town speaks to all the lads but it’s because there’s only “about 2 boys in Uttoxeter” rlly pretty rlly annoying smells like poo ditty toe nails and she really likes feet she drawls over mine 24/7

Lucy spliffs legs are always open

List spliff is a stunner

by Unknown., April 27, 2019

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