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dick snatching

when somone wants the dick so badly that whether or not they have permission they snatch that dick.
she was so horny she was dick snatching all night

damn i cant believe he was arrested for aggravated dick snatching with intent to swallow
by rickybobert September 23, 2011
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splatting

When you puke so hard that walls surrounding you become covered in sick.
Oh man, I drank so much last night I actually started splatting.
by donttouchmeok June 22, 2009
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Screen Splashing

When masturbating to images on your laptop, and the erupting splooge hit's your screen.
Why do you keep screen splashing man?
by Cryuga September 3, 2010
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splashing

a verb meaning the act of pissing in ones drink. Most commonly a factor and parties and gatherings where alchoholic beverages are served. Most splashings happen when someone leaves their drink in the care of someone else for any period of time long enough to unzip pants. Most common splashers are assholes and drunken idiots.
Rudy: hey watch my drink i have to piss
Curran: ok
(few minutes later)
Rudy: whatd u do this tastes funny.
Curran: nothing

Rudy: whatever(chugs glass)
Curran whispering to richard: i just splashed all over his drink
by John Ritz May 13, 2005
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squatching frog beads

A anal bead that jumps around inside peoples asshole when put in this is the newest way to masterbate better then vibrators dildos and other fucked up shit!
Oh oh ohohohohohohohoohoohohohooh thise squatching frog beads feel so good!
by thecunteater June 28, 2010
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Snatching

To conceal drugs or other items in your vagina to avoid detection.

keistering keister bunny
That bitch was snatching an entire kilo of blow during her strip search. She's going the be the next prison keister bunny.
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Golden Splashing

When an indivdual urinates into a cup (plastic or otherwise) and another person immerses their penis into said cup and comes into contact with the urine.
"Terry just can't stop golden splashing his mum."
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