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rock-spastic

A condition manifested as a set of spasmodic muscle contractions and gleeful body movements caused mainly by classic rock songs that evoke nostalgia and can cause involuntary shaking, swinging, leg-bouncing, knee-slapping, head-jerking, fist-pumping, and generally rhythmic movements in tune with a favorite classic rock song. Also known as Chair-Dancing.
Wow, the new guy is going all rock-spastic over there at his desk, he must be listening to some classic rock on his headphones.

Dave wrecked that sweet-ass Chevy when he went all rock-spastic over some Pure Prairie League song.
by keyline September 21, 2017
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Spastic

A term used to describe people with cerebral palsy, commonly used as an insult to people being clumsy.
Clumsy person: ah shit I dropped a plate
Mate: you fuckin spastic, clean it up
by S0me Dude April 9, 2023
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Spastic

Someone who is just dumb or does dumb things, can also be used for someone who makes a stupid mistake
Seriously ur so dumb, like ur an actual spastic”
by Bhafc_999fīñ November 21, 2021
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archie is a spastic

archie but my definition is better than als bc im 20x better than al
used to tell archies that they are retarded and stuopid
Al: "archie is a spastic"
mugGet the archie is a spasticmug.

Spasticated Mongaloid

Someone whos a mongaloid but also is a spastic
Person 1: "Is that a spasticated mongaloid?"
Person 2: "No that's just thomas parker"
by Pepsi Pubes August 4, 2021
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Spastic

A completely retarded cretin who has dropped below the point of being human. They have no reason left to exist but continue doing so to ruin the lives of others around them.
These spastics often use derogatory language and racial comments to defer the attention of them being a spastic.
Ben is the most spasticated person that can possibly exist.
by Acquiescere June 9, 2023
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Spastic T-rex

When your getting a blowy and you nut and they keep going and your arms go flailing and you make noises that sound like a retarded T-rex
Bro I was getting some sloppy last night and she made me do a spastic T-rex shit was insane
by Confused_Cephalopod June 25, 2025
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