A condition manifested as a set of spasmodic muscle contractions and gleeful body movements caused mainly by classic rock songs that evoke nostalgia and can cause involuntary shaking, swinging, leg-bouncing, knee-slapping, head-jerking, fist-pumping, and generally rhythmic movements in tune with a favorite classic rock song. Also known as Chair-Dancing.
Wow, the new guy is going all rock-spastic over there at his desk, he must be listening to some classic rock on his headphones.
Dave wrecked that sweet-ass Chevy when he went all rock-spastic over some Pure Prairie League song.
Dave wrecked that sweet-ass Chevy when he went all rock-spastic over some Pure Prairie League song.
by keyline September 21, 2017
Get the rock-spasticmug. A term used to describe people with cerebral palsy, commonly used as an insult to people being clumsy.
by S0me Dude April 9, 2023
Get the Spasticmug. Someone who is just dumb or does dumb things, can also be used for someone who makes a stupid mistake
by Bhafc_999fīñ November 21, 2021
Get the Spasticmug. archie but my definition is better than als bc im 20x better than al
used to tell archies that they are retarded and stuopid
used to tell archies that they are retarded and stuopid
by not ur mom or dad bc they left May 9, 2021
Get the archie is a spasticmug. by Pepsi Pubes August 4, 2021
Get the Spasticated Mongaloidmug. A completely retarded cretin who has dropped below the point of being human. They have no reason left to exist but continue doing so to ruin the lives of others around them.
These spastics often use derogatory language and racial comments to defer the attention of them being a spastic.
These spastics often use derogatory language and racial comments to defer the attention of them being a spastic.
by Acquiescere June 9, 2023
Get the Spasticmug. When your getting a blowy and you nut and they keep going and your arms go flailing and you make noises that sound like a retarded T-rex
by Confused_Cephalopod June 25, 2025
Get the Spastic T-rexmug.