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sober as a duck

how the cool kids say they haven't had any alcohol
friend: how drunk are you?

me: what do you mean? i'm sober as a duck
by millzzzzz March 27, 2022
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saverio

saverio is so fucking hot - jamie
by fartball86 July 7, 2022
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night's over

Polite way to let a friend know that you need to leave some place fast because you LITERALLY shit your pants (sharted)or FIGURATIVELY shit the bed. If you just farted up the joint and need to leave you might say "night's over" as hyperbole.
a: Night's over.
b: Why?
a: I pooped my pants so lets get outta here fast.
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a: Night's over.
b: Dude, we didn't eat all day, how'd you shart.
a: I didn't shart, I just got rejected hard by the shot-girl, though, so we gotta bust outta here.
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This derives from the classic line in the movie 25th Hour: "Night's over. I sharted."
by Hilldough January 2, 2009
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Weekday Sober Ass

1. Hooking up with someone sober on a weekday (rather than weekend).
2. Criteria that automatically qualifies someone as a girlfriend or boyfriend.
Tony: That girl from the gym came over to my place last night to watch a movie, and we hooked up.
Jack: On a Tuesday? I didn't know she was your girlfriend.
Tony: No way, dude! She's not my girlfriend.
Jack: You got weekday sober ass. That's a girlfriend.
by groybiv December 9, 2009
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Out-Sober

To out perform someone who is more drunk than you, in a contest they would have won if you were on equal levels of drunkenness.
I got out-sobered in ping-pong. If I hadn't had that triple shot of Jack, that bitch would have gone home in a body bag.
by Ara-Takashi February 27, 2011
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harry severus snape

Someone who is a creepy loveable fangirl admin who obsesses over books and Michael C. Hall and created the ship Hexter.
by Amber Pierce-Bennett-Herondale October 19, 2013
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Southie sober

When you take large amount s of Gabapentin and red bull or any other energy drink. It's supposed to give you energy.
Living that Southie Sober life
by TruthBtold56 February 3, 2018
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