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slob

Someone who tells Washington that they want laws and other things just to benefit themselves. The following are required to be defined as slobs.

- A Progressive or Right Winger that is a....
2. Hollywood star or Pro Athlete or a key figure for Big Oil, Big Pharma.

3. High-income, tax dodging by purposely donating mass amounts to charity rather than giving by heart.

Combine all four into a lobbying festival and you got yourselves a slob!

The slobs can also be nepotistic.....

5. A labor union that serves the rich and not the middle class.

6. A media conglomerate that does not invest in youthful talent
ExxonMobil posted a 80 billion dollar profit, they paid zip taxes this quarter. What slobs.
by citylifeloving January 10, 2012
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Slob Bob

A person is altogether sloppy, or a slob. They dress in sweats, baggy clothes, and PJs to school or other important events. Usually it's girls who just roll out of bed and go on about their day.
Rachel: Did you see Amanda today?

Becky: Yes, I can't believe how trashy she looks in those sweats and wife beater.

Rachel: She is totally a slob bob!!!
by Jamaraqui August 6, 2011
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app slob

A person who downloads an excessive number of apps; one who leaves an excessive number of apps running when not in use.
You have 14 apps running! You are such an app slob
by Dalghty July 14, 2021
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Mad Slob

The biggest slob of all slobs. A girl who will have sex with many, many partners, often receiving a facial at the end. Sometimes she might let your whole frat gangbang her like the little slut that she is.
me-Yo, my boy just broke up with his girl and now shes already banged 3 guys this week.

Ry- She's a mad slob yo.
by big sandk March 31, 2009
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Train slob

It's when a lot of bitches line up to slob on your johnson.
Dave: "Holy shit did you hear about James and the train slob?"
Mike: "Yes, I heard he had jasmine in that bitch."
by Scarrty March 5, 2018
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Dookie Slob

The act of taking ur own feces and molding it around your own penis as a cast. After waiting for it to dry around your penis, you receive oral sex and the giver sucks the poop off ur cock
Brian: Yo you heard grace gives good Dookie Slob
Sam: yeah I’m tryna find out
by No Thots please November 6, 2020
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E-Slob

A person who never cleans up their emails and has a messy desktop full of links, files, and folders that they will never use again.
I borrowed Jim's computer to check my emails but I couldn't find the shortcut to Outlook because he has like 300 links on his desktop. What an e-slob!
by z28owner2 January 25, 2011
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