sledge hammer crotch

when you fuck a guy whose dick is so big it hurts like hell the next couple days.

I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand

by redheadedslutx23 January 9, 2011

Slender Man

The Slender Man is a mythological figure, who is distinguished by his lack of facial features, impeccable black suit, extreme height, and the mass of tendrils that extend from his appendages. He is also known for the ability to stretch his limbs to impossible lengths. His Modus Operandi is stealing children, usually by mesmerizing them with his gently swaying tendrils, and having them walk towards him until they are well within his grasp. What he does, exactly, with these children is unknown, whether they are killed, eaten, or simply brought to a different dimension to Slender Man's abode. The Slender Man is commonly found on the /x/ forum in 4chan, and is a prominent figure in creepypasta.

Mark: Hey, will you take care of my little sister for the night?
Sally: Yeah, no problem.
(four hours later)
Mark: Where's my sister?
Sally: The... THE SLENDER MAN GOT HER!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

by Alastor Thraxton August 22, 2011

sled

what people who snowmobile call a snowmobile

man that new sled from psi pumps out 220!

by head_mad_trix December 18, 2005

Sledged

Super drunk. Not just hammered, but sledge hammered. As I'm sledged.

Dude last night I was so drunk, I was more than hammered. I was sledged hammered. I was sledged!

by Neo2525 January 1, 2012

Slenderbone

a fictional story about how the critically acclaimed slender man goes around raping college girls. My girlfriend just said that he was totally not raping them, just taking their virginity. Now she is trying to defend slenderbone. Totally weird and with some smutty lesbian sex scenes in it too.

Yea, it was weird..

"Did you read Slenderbone yet?"
"Totally, not worth it"

by arogs December 22, 2012

Slenderboi

When you're looking for Slenderman, but you're about to shit your pants in fear, so you try to lighten the mood by calling him this name (which he finds quite insulting) and saying it in a high pitched and funny voice. When attempting to find Slenderman, it is yet to be proven if this will increase your chances of success in finding him, but it will make your twitch viewers piss themselves with laughter if you say it with enough pathetic fear in your tone.

Slenderboiiiiiii! I know you're around here somewhereeee! i'll promise not to cry too much when I find you if you come out and show yourself! SLENDERBOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

by Slenderboi December 23, 2017

sleedy

when you inhale melatonin dust and get high

"Brooooo I'm feeling sleedy rn."
"why would you do that"

by Rice_Bullets January 21, 2021