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When you're looking for Slenderman, but you're about to shit your pants in fear, so you try to lighten the mood by calling him this name (which he finds quite insulting) and saying it in a high pitched and funny voice. When attempting to find Slenderman, it is yet to be proven if this will increase your chances of success in finding him, but it will make your twitch viewers piss themselves with laughter if you say it with enough pathetic fear in your tone.

Slenderboiiiiiii! I know you're around here somewhereeee! i'll promise not to cry too much when I find you if you come out and show yourself! SLENDERBOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

Slenderboi by Slenderboi December 23, 2017

Words you can keep

Slenderbone

a fictional story about how the critically acclaimed slender man goes around raping college girls. My girlfriend just said that he was totally not raping them, just taking their virginity. Now she is trying to defend slenderbone. Totally weird and with some smutty lesbian sex scenes in it too.

Yea, it was weird..

"Did you read Slenderbone yet?"
"Totally, not worth it"

Slenderbone by arogs December 22, 2012

Related Words

Slenderboi • Slenderbomb • Slenderbone • slender boy • slanderbait • Slanderbiqueing • Slenderbread • slendercock • slenderdick • Slenderdog

Slenderport

When someone appears behind you and you don't know where they came from, like they teleported behind you. This commonly happens in the game slender.

Slenderman + Teleport = Slenderport

They just walked up behind you casually, but you don't know they're there. So when you turn around, they scare the sh*t out of you.

I was peeing in a bathroom, I thought i was alone. But when I was finished and turned around, THERE WAS A GUY STARING AT ME!!!!!!!

He slenderported behind my back.

Slenderport by GeckZero June 12, 2014

slenderposting

the action of posting about cosplays, memes or representations of the slenderman for irony/comedic purposes.

discord moderator: rule #1... slenderposting is prohibited... any mention of slenderman will get you a warn...

slenderposting by HenkaVisae October 11, 2023

Slenderoni

A long, small in circumfrence male genital. Somewhat resembling a pencil.

Who drew that slenderoni on the back of my car?!
Someone told me I was a needledick, I corrected them and told em I just had a slenderoni.

Slenderoni by Jooshtin April 25, 2006

smenderbob

typically a gay, annoying as fuck teacher that is obsessed with dick and nob cheese, is also 100% of the time ginger

teacher - good morning how is your penis doing this afternooon
student - fuck up smenderbob you gay cunt, away and suck on some homeless niggas nob cheese ya bent bastard

smenderbob by lil dick girl 999 September 23, 2018

slendercock

When a slenderman has a very long pencil dick. Can also be used as a name

Hey slendercock what’s up

Did you see that mans slendercock? It was 14 inches long and only half an inch diameter

slendercock by Ballsackhead5 April 4, 2021

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026