sleeper's remorse

When one decides to sleep in rather than get up to attend a planned event. Therefore, waking up later and wishing one had gotten up on time.

"Haley, get up. Last day to go Christmas shopping." Haley: "I'm too tired." Hours later Haley wakes up with sleeper's remorse whining because she didn't get to go shopping.

by TeachKMI December 25, 2013

cave sleeper

A person you wraps their self in a mountain of blankets leaving just a little air hole to breath

"sometimes I get so cold I turn into a cave sleeper"

by Turk Winston January 25, 2014

Sleeper profile

A profile created on a social networking site to lurk/troll people without fear of being blocked.

Sean and Buttram created sleeper profiles so they wouldn't get blocked anymore.

by goddamnbuttram February 22, 2011

sleeper asshole

one who seems nice, but is actually an asshole

she seemed nice but she was a sleeper asshole!

by strissskjghlisrdhgpaiwustripfi November 30, 2019

kitchen sleeper

This is someone who has sexual encounters in no other location other than kitchens. Often times they are wearing a giant egg costume (like that over easy omelet costumes on Halloween), while the other person is wearing a bacon costume. It does not matter what sex is wearing what costume, however. When they want to "spice it up" one wears a tabasco costume. Another version of kitchen sleeper can be seen in the image.

"Jack and Jill were kitchen sleepers, and they tried to get me to spice it up, but I didn't have the costume."

by Kitchen Sleeper February 16, 2018

Sleeper Meme

A Sleeper Meme, much like a regular meme, is an attempt at cultural humor. However its distinction lies in that the material of the meme has been around for a long time, but lies dormant, mostly forgotten. Once rediscovered, its sudden explosion in popularity activates its audience much like a code would to a sleeper agent.
ALL Spongebob memes are Sleeper Memes.

Hey man, do you remember the Fitnessgram Pacer Test?

OH dude I remember that! That's such a Sleeper Meme!

by ScooterPThompson September 6, 2018

Closet Sleeper

When someone is gay or lesbian that you never would have thought to be so because they hid it so well.

Boy was I shocked to find out that ( ) was gay. I've known him for 10 years. Man he was definitely a closet sleeper.

I have been lusting after ( ) for years just to find out she was a closet sleeper. What a tease!

by Silkysmooth October 27, 2012