Slinkerknot

slinkerknot: noun: A person who is unable to speak in the present tense.

Slinkerknot sentence example

"MMMM... This beer tasted so good and is going to be remarkably smooth." - John LaJoie, Canadian Tour Annoucement.

by BanginSince1945 September 13, 2011

Dick Skinner

The implements (one's hands) used to mastrubate with.

Keep your dick skinner's off my pie.

by Rick April 23, 2003

Skinner

A derogatory term used by prison inmates used for a convicted and incarcerated pedophile. Surprisingly, 'Skinners' are very reviled by prison inmates and are often segregated from the rest of the prison community to protect them from other prisoners.

"Inmate #190203 ain't nothing but a scumbag skinner. He raped a little 6 year old boy in Alabama. If I ever get my hands on that skinner I'm gonna kill him"

by Atomic Mutant January 8, 2009

Skinberry

thought to be a creature of myth, the Skinberry is a stick thin creature that is extremely tall and has a burning pigeon floating around its head. the skinberrys primary source of food is the pikey as they have nice juicy oblong shaped heads, and put up little fight. if you come across a skinberry give it a hug it may cook you some waffles and do the scrotum dance. however if you offend the skinberry it will gobble your innards and throw you at the pulch tree.

guy 1)holy shit its a skinberry...

guy 2)HUG THAT THINGG !!!

guy)lol that skinberrys eating an oblong warrior

by barrel roller October 12, 2009

Skanker

The Iconography of the skanker, was first an album cover for the hardcore punk band the circle jerks, another form of icon was often used by the band dri in a stick figure form. A skanker is someone who typically "skank's" a dance performed to many different types of music.

It's extremely similar to the Hardcore dance "two-step"

See the pit at a ska show for the most common example of a skanker.

"Damn that skanker is skanking fast"

by Fritz Lang April 17, 2010

cat skinner

The operator of a small bulldozer. Usually runs the machine to build logging roads. Has nothing to do with chinese food.

"Ackz0r! Teh CAT skinner ran over meh f00t!"

by Big D November 17, 2003

Slinkerknot

A person who can not speak in the present tense

Steve proved he was a slinkerknot by saying (while eating a doughnut) "This doughnut tasted good"

by jakotak September 13, 2011