sketch the bed

An exclamation used as a reaction to hearing some information about incredibly sketch behaviour. Derived from the common Bristolian saying "shit the bed".

Jon : "Did you hear about how he bootystepped 10 different people in 2 weeks?"
Chris : "What the fuck? Sketch the bed!"

by wl2009 February 9, 2009

sketch monkey

sombody that is really paranoid when they are ''high,stoned,baked,''.
or also can be used when a person acts stupid when they are ''high''.

ex1.sketch monkey: a dawg u got eye drops?
hommie: na dawggg but ur eyes are fuckin white geee??
sketch monkey: why do u have to lie!?
hommie: I iant dawg ur eyes are white!, u fuckin ''sketch monkey'' lol.
ex2.

hommie: are u ganna take a hit rite here in class??
sketch monkey: yea why not??
hommie: dawg ur a ''sketch monkey'' ur ganna get cought up.
sketch monkey: hommie ur a ''sketch monkey'' nothings ganna happen mr.teacher is old he wont smell shit.

by PLUSnooneelse. February 23, 2011

Sketch-corner

1. noun. A corner of a classroom filled with sketchy kids who are usually put their by a teacher.

1. Why is that guy in the sketch-corner.

by Mosheman100 May 26, 2010

sketch-and-a-half

When a person, place, or thing embodies such a high level of shadiness that it cannot be contained under the label of a mere single 'sketch' but rather a 'sketch, and then some'.

"I have no idea where I'm driving to. Matt's directions are sketch-and-a-half."

by DanerB September 25, 2005

that's so sketch

sketchy, suspicious, SHADY.

"look at that guy standing in the shadows. that's so sketch..."

by lwlwlw October 5, 2008

sketch ass

something that is beyond sketch

girl- this guy was following me home in a van
friends- Damn thats some sketch ass shit!

by Morganna May 3, 2008

sketch balls

A person, place, or event that is of questionable quality and/or reputation

#1
Matt: Are you sure they won't card us at this liquor store?
Me: I dont think so, it seems pretty sketch balls to me.

#2 Matt: This chick really wants to hook up with me tonight.
Me: I dont know man, she seems pretty sketch balls to me.

by da balla 1234 February 9, 2009