person one: you know that sheldyn chick
person two: yeahh..
person one: she has an awesome name
person two: to go with her awesome body!
person one: agreed!
person two: yeahh..
person one: she has an awesome name
person two: to go with her awesome body!
person one: agreed!
by sheldyn August 4, 2007
Get the sheldyn mug.Some goon used by an evil guy to protect himself from enemy fire. Usually gets killed as soon as he is taken as a shield by multiple rounds of fire.
The villain is suddenly caught by an undercover agent who starts firing everywhere to kill his henchmen. The villain then uses the closest surviving henchman as a human shield in order to make his escape, just as the hero suddenly decides to fire at the villain.
by Exor January 19, 2004
Get the human shield mug.Charlie: "Hey man, can i read your penguin wrapper joke?"
Eithel: "Why bother, the jokes on it are so bad"
Charlie:" You never know you might have a seldom Peg-Bis"
*Looks at wrapper*
Q. What do penguins sing to each other on their birthdays ?
A. Freeze a jolly good fellow
Charlie: "No not this time."
Eithel: "Why bother, the jokes on it are so bad"
Charlie:" You never know you might have a seldom Peg-Bis"
*Looks at wrapper*
Q. What do penguins sing to each other on their birthdays ?
A. Freeze a jolly good fellow
Charlie: "No not this time."
by GearGrinder August 27, 2009
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by Unknow Man March 24, 2005
Get the Character shield mug.(Noun, Adjective, "Quim Shielded", "Quim Shielding" - verb)
The opposite of a cockblock; a third party Bro who is employed (not always knowingly) by a Bro to "shield" his Bro from the unwanted advances of a "Quim" (usually female - a person hungry for Bro-goo).
Also used as slang for femidom.
The opposite of a cockblock; a third party Bro who is employed (not always knowingly) by a Bro to "shield" his Bro from the unwanted advances of a "Quim" (usually female - a person hungry for Bro-goo).
Also used as slang for femidom.
Example #1
"Hey Bro, thanks for being my Quim Shield last night."
"No problem Bro, that sow would have crushed your pelvis"
"Even her personality was heavy"
"Sheeeeeeeyit"
Example #2
"Hey Bro, how come you kept asking me to play video games with you last night? I thought that you were totally going to tapeth les bootay of that ultimately hot slice of broad. I felt like a total cockblock"
"Well Bro I was actually using you as my Quim Shield; I was well up for shagging her at first, but then I spotted the pulsing twitch of an unruly python in her knickers and Aborted Mission. High five!!"
"...Sorry mate I wasn't listening, what did you say?"
"Hey Bro, thanks for being my Quim Shield last night."
"No problem Bro, that sow would have crushed your pelvis"
"Even her personality was heavy"
"Sheeeeeeeyit"
Example #2
"Hey Bro, how come you kept asking me to play video games with you last night? I thought that you were totally going to tapeth les bootay of that ultimately hot slice of broad. I felt like a total cockblock"
"Well Bro I was actually using you as my Quim Shield; I was well up for shagging her at first, but then I spotted the pulsing twitch of an unruly python in her knickers and Aborted Mission. High five!!"
"...Sorry mate I wasn't listening, what did you say?"
by Crispy Ur Jizz September 24, 2009
Get the Quim Shield mug.The only map in among us, that everyone plays on instead of Mira HQ or Polus. It is the best of the three, despite being incredibly smalls.
Jacob: I created a room the code is QTKLJF
Aiden: Why are we on Polus? The Skeld is so much better!
Jacob: Yeah the Skeld is better
Owen: Yeah go on the skeld
Aiden: *creates new room on skeld and everyone joins*
Aiden: Why are we on Polus? The Skeld is so much better!
Jacob: Yeah the Skeld is better
Owen: Yeah go on the skeld
Aiden: *creates new room on skeld and everyone joins*
by BigSmoke40 November 9, 2020
Get the The Skeld mug.I would have been nailed by that paintball, but I grabbed Dave and put him in front of me for a meat shield.
by wtfomgstfu November 1, 2003
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