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shovelware

1. Software that is hastily made, without proper testing, and 'shoveled' down consumers throats in order to make some quick cash.

2. Software that is preloaded onto a computer, that does nothing but slow down performance and does nothing beneficial, but is added in order to increase price or add appeal into purchasing a computer.
1. Battlefield 2: Special Forces Expansion Pack is a recent example of shovelware; it causes CTD's, system failures, massive performance decreases, and addresses NONE of the original game problems.

2. Frank bought a computer just because it had a lot shovelware preloaded onto it, and now it takes 45 minutes to start up.
by night141 November 28, 2005
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shower for an hour

To shower for an hour means to jerk off in the shower. Usually people say "Why where you in there so long?" and you make up some lame excuse.
I'll be ready soon, i just gotta take a "shower for an hour."
by Sh4GGY August 28, 2004
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shower-plop

Who did a shower-plop in ma tub?
by Da Guzz November 18, 2007
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relief shower

Taking an unnecessary shower that you need anyways to relieve your stress. Many people like the calming affects that warm water gives them.
"Even though I showered 2 hours ago, I really needed a relief shower after me and my boyfriend got into a fight."
by OhSoAle January 7, 2010
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Shovelin

Trying to have sex with women that are so ugly it looks like their faces were beaten with shovels. This is done because shovels are easier than normal chicks and have better bodies than fat chicks.
John : "Dude that girl you got with last night was straight hurt!"

Paul : "Every day I'm shovelin!"
by Shovel King July 30, 2011
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Shower Rave

v. n. Blasting Trance/House music and flicking on and off the lights while your roommate or friend is taking a shower. Usually accompanied by dancing and yelling the words "Shower Rave" in a playful manner.
Guy in Shower: WTF?!
Roommates: BOOM! SHOWER RAVE!!!!
Guy in Shower: Ohhhh you guys..
(Guy in Shower starts dancing along)
by Eleven58 December 21, 2008
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Shower Bag

The literal translation of Douchebag, unfortunately it doesn't have as much of an impact as an insult as Douchebag even though it has the same basic meaning.
Look at those Shower bags..they think they're cool with their fifty 9 fifty hats and their pants around their ankles

You mean douche bags?

Yeah..douchebags..
by Thatoneguy2 February 17, 2010
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