Schmoolie

(1) Adjective. Someone who exhibits illegitimate behavior.

(2) Someone who makes questionable calls or screws people over.

That guy was being a real schmoolie, I can't believe he decided to skip out on the bill.

by jtd205 April 11, 2010

shmookums

Alternative term for "shnookums"

I love you shmookums!
You're my shmookums bear!
You're not a robot, you're my shmookums!

by shortyc April 3, 2008

Shmook

When you put a paper towel up your butholeand you can’t get it out

I think I have a shmook

by Ava Balster October 26, 2018

shmook

a gay as nigga name kevin

yo kev you shmook

by mjmmjhg September 8, 2019

Shmoog

The uncomfortable 2-3 minutes after pooping where you don’t want to stand, sit, walk, or really do anything.

Person 1: hey man, let’s get going!
Person 2: give me a minute, I’ve got shmoog.

by AlBauce April 11, 2019

Shmoody

A woman of desire, a woman of essence.

Ive never felt so strong for someone before. I love you, my Shmoody.

by meeehoy July 8, 2021

shmoobies

Big and jiggly man boobs that are often flicked.

Wow, darius and javon have some big shmoobies!

by Mikey12703 March 13, 2018