SPLOOP

SPERM, BLOOD, AND POOP. All combined into one concotion.

When you and your GF are doing butt stuff and you look down and see sploop on your dick.

by Popeye loves spinach May 12, 2016

shoop

To manipulate an image using software like Photoshop.

"Did you see that pic of Chyna Doll with a penis?"

"Dude, that's totally shooped. Her real peen is way bigger."

by thewickedpanda December 30, 2008

Schloop

Beyond awesome and extremely badass

That's so schloop, it's ridiculous!

by The Ladue Crew November 15, 2007

sploop

n: a software pipelined loop
v.t.: to solve all of your problems and make your troubles melt away

Your loop will be splooped
- CCS 3.3

by socrates1024 August 21, 2008

schloop

The act of placing a uncircumcised penis over the shaft of a regular penis and jacking of the two together with the foreskin on the uncircumcised penis. Also referred to as "docking"

Hey dude, do you know of any Mexican buddies that we can schloop with?

by Schlooper October 22, 2010

Shoop

Singular version of "sheep" because "sheep" for both singular and plural uses are awkward.

Hey look! There's a shoop over there!

by MoarNyan December 11, 2011

shlomp

originated from the famous ikea advert.

"Shlomping is for you-hoo"

by mattyrrsampson November 30, 2004