Shitkicker

A U-Turn

Bill - we missed our turn we gotta take a shitkicker
Joe - you damn right we do

by DaDaggerMans July 6, 2018

shitlick

A type of exercise. In the instance where one person is ordered to do 30 'shitlicks', he must then drop on his/her back and crunch into his/her abdominal region as if performing self-fellatio on their 'asshole'. The unwavering rule of the shitlick is not take any regular breaths and presumably take on no tangible form.

The idea came from Nova Scotia in the late 1800's when New Zealanders took to the seas and had to thwart off the the local fisherman to monopolize the agricultural industry, thus winning the Cold War.

me: yo
friend: i just got done working out lol
me: OH WOW
you work out or something
lets go idiot
right now
give me 30
shitlicks

by Lussypips July 17, 2018

Shitdick

A slur that holds as much power as the n-word but isn't an racial slur. Being called a shitdick is the thing that starts wars.

Evan: *window peaks me like a little bitch*
Me: Fuck you stupid shitdick

(A more unconventional way)

Stupid shitdick nigger

by Thicc boi Sal July 22, 2019

Shitlicker

A person who has a shit taste in multiple subjects and doesnt know what's good

Person- Dude minecraft is getting this kick ass upda...

The shitlicker- Idgaf about minecraft fortnite is way better

Person- Stfu shitlicker your opinions dont matter

by Straight facts46290 February 14, 2020

ShitDick

You Are an 11-year old who's friend called him a shitdick and you don't know what it means

Robert: Haha You're a ShitDick
Carl: What does that mean?

by Me on April 20, 2020

Shitlick

When your dog eats his own shit, and then kisses you getting it all over you.

His dog gave me a shitlick..

by Your Gays June 30, 2020

Shitlicker

Those mother fuckers who wear face masks.

Look at those shitlickers in their face masks scared of a virus.

by Freedom Face November 30, 2020