shimitaro mushrooms

Shimitaro Mushrooms is somthing that you would say in front of one of your parents to keep you from saying the S-H-I-T word.

If you stub your toe you would say "OH SHIMITARO MUSHROOMS.

by Michael March 30, 2005

shitbits

two random freckle-molez on jons face that looknlike bad splashback.

see jon
jokes jokes

by Mathhew Ogilavu September 24, 2003

Shitmitten

What occurs from excessive wrapping of the hand with toilet paper prior to wiping ones ass.

Common to those with enormous asses.
Commonly leads to a shitter overflow.

Johnny dropped a huge shitmitten into the shitter and clogged to whole works.

by Granite_33 May 2, 2011

Shitmits

It basically means “shit it’s”

“Shitmits earth day! And I’m sick so what do I do?!”

by Loving love April 22, 2022

Shizmite

something you exclaim when just saying shiz isn't enough, it goes especially well when you are talking about something on you that hurts

A: (bangs hand on table) Holy shizmite knuckle hurts!

by spicycupcake13 March 17, 2009

shitmiasmasus

Taking a shit so putrid that it fills the air with a tangible miasma of shit. Causes other people to vacate the vicinity immediately

John just took a shitmiasmasus, RUN!

by shitmiasmasus December 27, 2009

shitkitties

like saying shit but funnier

Holy shitkitties! What the hell is she doing?!

by chloetee98 June 25, 2010