stick shifting

The attempt to bring one's self to the point of ejaculation while driving at a high rate of speed.

Johnny was stick shifting at about 81 mph when he finally stomped the clutch.

by Richard Wriggles June 10, 2013

shitfarts

farts that warn of a bowel movement or that a bowel movement is imminent.

ned hadn't shit in two days but had shitfarts before he crapped his pants.

by Jack May 10, 2004

shitdick

Insult that implies that the object is a homosexual.

What the fuck is wrong with you, shitdick?

by Ed Anger February 23, 2003

shitfit

The act of a parent RANDOMLY yelling at you for absolutly no reason, or a stupid reason

Mom: Why didn't you park the car the other way? How many times....

by Bal3ygurl125 August 8, 2005

Shitfag

A master of disguise, the shitfag is a cigarette consituted entirely out of shit. These can be used to surprise your friends, annoy your enemies or if your trapped in Mongolia, it is indeed what everyone else is smoking.

Pat: "Oh cheers for the smoke man"
Bob: "It's my pleasure, i couldn't finish the whole pack off anyways..."
*Bob walks off*
Ben: "Dude, you just totally Shitfagged Pat. NICE!"
Bob: "HIGH FIVE."

by Timmy_222 May 11, 2009

reality shifting

the scientific term for this is quantum leaping or quantum jumping. this is the the moving of your conscious mind to an alternate reality through the use of manifestation and quantum physics. many will say it is just lucid dreaming but it is very different. many people use this to go to hogwarts to date draco and it has become a huge trend on tiktok. be careful because a lot of people spread false info. yes it is real and yes it is possible. the cia released documents on it in the late 1900's so it has been a thing way before it was a trend. please do your research and don't go discouraging others if you don't believe in it.

person 1: "i cant wait to reality shift and go to hogwarts"

person 2: "isn't that just lucid dreaming?"

person 1: "no silly, when you reality shift you are going to a real place! reality shifting is the movement of your conscious mind from this reality to another"

by simpforcedricdiggory November 6, 2020

shitfingers

An insult meaning that a person metaphorically has his/her fingers covered in shit. A synonym for 'shit disturber'.

"Way to go shitfingers! Things were running smooth until you started asking too many questions!"

by King Byron August 22, 2008