shifty tailspinner

a person who frequently ends up quadraspazzed on a life glug, as a result of the drug 'rolf harris's mental miming backpack'

'that shifty tailspinner really is asking for it'

by Adam bloody Waters February 9, 2004

Shifty Pop

Shifty pop takes about 6 hours to make on average, depending on your diet. You will need to eat a pack of popcorn seeds. Wait about 6 hours until your next bowel movement. After you shit you need to extract the seeds. This is a long and delicate process. After the seeds are extracted, proceed to put the seeds in a popcorn maker. You now have a nice warm bowl of Shifty Pop.

That shifty pop was so delicious, who knew bowel movements were so buttery

by Call me Slick Rick January 8, 2010

Sheety

When someone doesnt wipe their ass and then sleep nude and get shit on thier sheets.

Jill found a sheety from Bob in bed.

by jtb1196 September 24, 2010

Shifty

Having no worthwhile qualities. Of shoddy standard. Undesirable or defective.

An item or person who appears crap, and on further investigation... is.

I thought if I got to know her she might turn out to be spongey, but she's not, she's just shifty.

by caughey March 20, 2008

Shifty

When an item is of low or poor quality

That toy is SHIFTY!

by Hawk April 9, 2003

shifty

some kid from upstate NY. he's actually pretty fucking cool

i hung out with shifty the other night. we sucked mad balloons

by weasil March 14, 2005

shifty eyes

Unfaithful eyes. When someone is in a relationship, but they cant keep their eyes from wandering, and checking out other people.

His shifty eyes kept him from ever being in a long-term relationship.

by Katie5 September 19, 2011