shlumpkin

When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin

by JenThe80'sFan July 20, 2004

Shlump stream

The stream of piss aimed at a shlump trying to blast it into the toilet water. Every guy does it! It makes going to the toilet more fun!

"I destroyed that big shlump in there with my shlump stream!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

Shlump

Shitty lump

I haven't showered in 3 days, I feel like a real shlump.

by Juju November 11, 2014

Shumped

When you cum on someone (face,mouth,etc.) and the partner wasn't expecting it and in a fit of rage collects the cum in their hand and then slaps the other partner in the face.

After I busted in her mouth she spat it into her hand and shumped me in the face.

by AFROSAMURAI05 May 13, 2016

shrump

Shrimp farts... Farts you get after having sushi

Boy... that sushi gave me the shrumps!

by Rick January 26, 2005

shlumpy

1. the act of getting high, but specifically smoking bud.

2. A state of being high...

Hey man, lets go shlumpy and then get munchies!
Dude, i'm soooo shlumpied right now.

by James May 13, 2005

shlumpy

The German word for whore.

That chick is a sheiza shlumpy. She gets around.

by Oscar Mayer April 22, 2005