Bitch Shalome

When a jewish person is tired of someone and they say "bitch shalome" because shalome means goodbye

Person: oh my god you are such an asshole
Jew: Bitch Shalome
Person: *walks away*

by HyperActive1234 September 18, 2016

shalom

saying hello in jewish

bob: shalom
jordan: u a jew?
bob: yea
jordan: oh

by J 0 K A May 9, 2005

shatmaster

one who is master of the shat (shit, poop, fecal matter)

Jim: omg did you see jesse on that big mound of shit
Bob: yeah he is a real shatmaster

by Jim Scouten May 27, 2008

shaton

To be shat upon.

You fucking pig, you shaton me!!!!

by Aunt/Aunteater January 3, 2004

Shalom

1) A Hebrew word meaning peace and used as a greeting (both hello and goodbye)
2) The word said to excuse someone's cough

Example 1:
Dave: Thanks for taking me to dinner!
Susan: No problem. Shalom, Dave.
D: Shalom.

Example 2:
Dave: *Hack*
Susan: Shalom.
D: Thanks, Susan.

by Carmelle December 24, 2008

shalom

a jewish man having anal sex with a gentile woman

Steinbeck shalomed your girlfriend last night dude.

by steinbeck May 13, 2005

Shitometer

The level of shit a bloke gets into with his wife. Generally occurs after a night out on the booze with his mates and he gets home very very late.

Shitometer readings -

10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!

5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.

3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.

Mahalis 'Are we heading out tonight for a drink'?

Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!

by CutUpRough July 29, 2010