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Sharpie Fever

When one acquires a still-inky sharpie and excessively draws on anything and/or anyone who will let them. Sharpie fever induced drawings include but are not limited to: tacky drawn-on jewelry, scribbles and doodles on any piece of blank anything, fake tattoos, and penis drawings on face. Usually sharpie fever abates when the sharpie runs out of ink. Similar to Scissor Sickness, when the urge to cut anything, especially paper and clothing, becomes overwhelming.
While going through the art drawer, Emma found an unopened blue sharpie. In a fit of sharpie fever, she scribbled designs on her arms and attempted to give herself highlights.

At school, sharpies are often banned, not because students sniff them, but because the extensive cases of sharpie fever are difficult to deal with.
by sodkrgnkoas August 21, 2013
mugGet the Sharpie Fevermug.

Sharpie harpie

Same as a blue pen, a bands 'fan' that waits after the show for an autograph / signed photo, then sells it on ebay.
"Some Sharpie harpie is trying to sell a signed Jonas Brothers photo, who'd be dumb enough?"
by mrbt August 25, 2008
mugGet the Sharpie harpiemug.

sharpie smell

the smell all of us love
by midgen;-; July 13, 2023
mugGet the sharpie smellmug.

Short sharpy

Greg said “Should we head next door for a short sharpy or what cob?”
by Rewzone July 15, 2021
mugGet the Short sharpymug.

sharpie dealer

A person who has 10 or more sharpies and gives them out if you ask. Sometime decorates them and also does fake tattoos.
Person 1: Hey, where did you go?
Person 2: I got a sharpie from my sharpie dealer.
by PasteurizedJuice February 4, 2020
mugGet the sharpie dealermug.

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