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Sharpie Fever

When one acquires a still-inky sharpie and excessively draws on anything and/or anyone who will let them. Sharpie fever induced drawings include but are not limited to: tacky drawn-on jewelry, scribbles and doodles on any piece of blank anything, fake tattoos, and penis drawings on face. Usually sharpie fever abates when the sharpie runs out of ink. Similar to Scissor Sickness, when the urge to cut anything, especially paper and clothing, becomes overwhelming.
While going through the art drawer, Emma found an unopened blue sharpie. In a fit of sharpie fever, she scribbled designs on her arms and attempted to give herself highlights.

At school, sharpies are often banned, not because students sniff them, but because the extensive cases of sharpie fever are difficult to deal with.
by sodkrgnkoas August 21, 2013
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Arizona Sharpie Ballot

A sexual act in which one inserts a Sharpie marker halfway up their anus and penetrates another person vaginally or anally to climax, when they scream "LAWSUIT!"
I got really hammered and gave Madison an Arizona Sharpie Ballot last night
by anonymous November 6, 2020
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Sharpie

A slang for gun
I painted that cracker with my Sharpie
by SOMEWHXTECRXCKER June 3, 2019
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sharpie shop

To attack a photo with a sharpie or other permanet marker. usually happens right after a break-up or fight.
After she and Mark's nasty break-up, she decided to sharpie shop every photo she had of him.
by ABERZOMBIE!! March 7, 2010
mugGet the sharpie shopmug.

sharpie smell

the smell all of us love
by midgen;-; July 13, 2023
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Sharpie

A marker that makes you high like Jeff Spicoli when you smell it.
Don’t smell that Sharpie! You’ll get high.
by Aunt Edna April 9, 2020
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