Sharpie

A slang for gun

I painted that cracker with my Sharpie

by SOMEWHXTECRXCKER June 3, 2019

sharpie shop

To attack a photo with a sharpie or other permanet marker. usually happens right after a break-up or fight.

After she and Mark's nasty break-up, she decided to sharpie shop every photo she had of him.

by ABERZOMBIE!! March 7, 2010

sharpie smell

the smell all of us love

sharpie smell is the best smell

by midgen;-; July 13, 2023

Sharpie harpie

Same as a blue pen, a bands 'fan' that waits after the show for an autograph / signed photo, then sells it on ebay.

"Some Sharpie harpie is trying to sell a signed Jonas Brothers photo, who'd be dumb enough?"

by mrbt August 25, 2008

Pulling A Sharpie

Being so fucking indecisive as to create a online social media website event and not even respond to whether you are going or not yourself.

You may also reply "maybe" to other people's events and then have a 99.3% chance of turning up. In the 0.7% chance you do not turn up you will apologise and then probably create another event in sympathy for missing the previous one, again, you will put "maybe attending".

Bro: "He man, I've just created this awesome party event. You gonna come?"

Bro2: "Yer"

Bro3: "YER!!!one!!!"

Bro4: "Let's get so drunk we aren't legally able to drive!"

Bro5: "Soz can't, my mum's funeral x"

Bro2: "Faggot"

Bro6: *doesn't respond, but turns up, and has seen and viewed the event multiple times*

Bro2,Bro3,Bro4,Bro5: "Bro6, Pulling A Sharpie"

by Fuckface69 August 23, 2012

Sharpie

A modern legend, a man looked up to as a hero. Originating from C.Sharpe, the man from peterborough who invented the legendary SharpieTM marker. C. Sharpe then became an uberr pimp, and may take what he wishes from the female sex.

Guy 1 "OMG that guys awesome! look at how the ladies love him"
Guy 2 " Such a Sharpie"

by bobby714 June 29, 2008

Sharpie Fever

When one acquires a still-inky sharpie and excessively draws on anything and/or anyone who will let them. Sharpie fever induced drawings include but are not limited to: tacky drawn-on jewelry, scribbles and doodles on any piece of blank anything, fake tattoos, and penis drawings on face. Usually sharpie fever abates when the sharpie runs out of ink. Similar to Scissor Sickness, when the urge to cut anything, especially paper and clothing, becomes overwhelming.

While going through the art drawer, Emma found an unopened blue sharpie. In a fit of sharpie fever, she scribbled designs on her arms and attempted to give herself highlights.

At school, sharpies are often banned, not because students sniff them, but because the extensive cases of sharpie fever are difficult to deal with.

by sodkrgnkoas August 21, 2013