Someone that writes poetry the way Ben Affleck acts, expresses thoughts and feelings by pointing at people; sounds about as authentic as Ben Affleck's Boston accent in a movie.
by Snowboy Jr. December 25, 2022
Get the Most shallow mug.As opposed to deep throating, when it's not possible to achieve due to the lack of inches of a man's penis, shallow mouthing must then be performed.
by NazioftheGrammer April 1, 2017
Get the Shallow mouthing mug.The honor given to a Facebook post if it received all five reactions: Sad, Haha, Angry, Like, LOve, and Wow. (This is similar to the EGOT, the honorary title for a performer who wins an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony.)
by Amish Dale September 28, 2018
Get the SHALLoW mug.When someone is shallow it means they only care about status and what people think of them. they will do things such as...
1) judge people solely on their looks
2) only talk about themselves and flaunt things that they have
3) complain to people who have much less than them
4) date for status
5) usually a ‘toxic friend’
6) talk about how they’re better than others
7) judge others for what they wear/have
8) talk about the new expensive clothes, tech and other things they have
and many other things
1) judge people solely on their looks
2) only talk about themselves and flaunt things that they have
3) complain to people who have much less than them
4) date for status
5) usually a ‘toxic friend’
6) talk about how they’re better than others
7) judge others for what they wear/have
8) talk about the new expensive clothes, tech and other things they have
and many other things
example #1 person: why are you dating them they’re racist and homophobic!
shallow person: who cares they have money and they’re good looking and really popular.
example #2 shallow person: this coat was £400 and i got it in New York (or somewhere else fancy).
example #3 shallow person: ugh my dad only gave me £20 to go out today he’s such an asshole...
example #4 shallow person: he’s famous so who cares if he has a bunch of toxic traits.
example #5 shallow person: your outfits ugly you look homeless. did you find that jumper in an alley?
example #6 shallow person: they’re so poor and obese if hate to be them. i’m so lucky i have good looks and money.
example #7: why are you wearing those headphones around your neck you look like a nerd.
example #8 i got the iphone 11 pro which none of you could ever afford.
shallow person: who cares they have money and they’re good looking and really popular.
example #2 shallow person: this coat was £400 and i got it in New York (or somewhere else fancy).
example #3 shallow person: ugh my dad only gave me £20 to go out today he’s such an asshole...
example #4 shallow person: he’s famous so who cares if he has a bunch of toxic traits.
example #5 shallow person: your outfits ugly you look homeless. did you find that jumper in an alley?
example #6 shallow person: they’re so poor and obese if hate to be them. i’m so lucky i have good looks and money.
example #7: why are you wearing those headphones around your neck you look like a nerd.
example #8 i got the iphone 11 pro which none of you could ever afford.
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Get the Shallow mug.An award they don't give out in a high school yearbook, but should because it would be interesting to see who came in first, then runner up, and so on.
Well, Hal had to be the most shallow in class with his frosted tips trying to look like one of the guys that auditioned for N'Sync and got rejected, what happened to that boy? He was always trying to be the big shot. I wonder if he still looks the same... there I go, he's turning me into another Hal, I'm going to end up just like him.
by Snowboy Jr. December 25, 2022
Get the Most shallow mug.Confidence in all the wrong traits such as physical appearance, social status, things that would make anyone unhappy to focus on instead of having an imagination/thoughts, things that might not be pleasant, but they are who somebody really is beneath the surface.
Being shallow isn't really confidence or happiness, and that isn't where anyone found happiness, no matter what other things that seemed to benefit them that they might have found there. Most people are looking for gold or anything that might have a dollar hidden in it though, so they don't really care too much about how happy they are with the last gold or dollar they found, there's just the next one.
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