Seinfeld

The best show ever aired on TV. Main characters are: Jerry, George, Elain, and Kramer.

George: Jerry, did you wash this pear?
Jerry: Yeah, I washed it.
George: It looks like it hasn't been washed.
Jerry: So wash it!
George to Sharen: You hear the way he talks to me?
Sharen: You should hear how my boyfriend talks to me.
George and Jerry: ..........

by She Is Hot January 24, 2005

selina

Slang word used to replace the 'you' in 'I love you'. Also can mean the whole sentence, or 'I love you too' if used alone.

I love Selina
Selina

by Tim Tim Tommy Tim Timmy Tom Tom May 1, 2006

Sedin Sisters

Two ordinary girls, that just so happen to be twins. They don't play hockey properly, and got destroyed in the Stanley Cup Finals 2011 against the Boston Bruins.

Those damn Sedin Sisters kept being pussies about being pushed.

by BostonBruins63 January 7, 2012

Seminal make-up

Make-up used when time and money are of the essence. The semen is used as a moisturiser to rejuvenate the skin leaving it plump and firm and reducing the appearance of wrinkles. Usually used after sexual intercourse in the morning ending with a cumshot to the face.

Emily was late for work after our long morning session so she said to give her seminal make-up so she could be on her way.

by Make-up giver September 21, 2009

Seinfeldesque

When you get into the situation that leads you to remember a Seinfeld quote.

Guy 1: Haven't we had this conversation before?
Guy 2: You think?
Guy 1: I think we have.
Guy 2: Yeah, maybe we have.
Guy 1: Hey ... this is Seinfeldesque !!!

by rcjerez March 9, 2009

satin varnished dawn

The experience of waking up in the morning and realizing that one has ejaculated and soiled his underwear or sheets with semen. Fancy name for a wet dream.

He woke up to a satin varnished dawn, sexual abstinence has taken its toll on him.

by duckshe March 7, 2017

satin doll

A woman judged to be as pretty on the inside as she is on the outside.

I would say that my wife is a satin doll. She's as much a "keeper" today as she was fifty-two years ago! Still a pretty satin doll.

by talk2me-JCH2 April 27, 2023