Sandor selfie

Taking a picture of ones penis, preferably in a classroom

Send me a sandor selfie

by Ennieknol July 4, 2022

wake up selfie

When staying up late to study with someone, use this method to not fall asleep. Anytime you feel like you are going to fall asleep, take a selfie and send it to the other person. This way you both know that the other is awake. This method works especially well if the other person is an attractive member of the opposite sex, as you would be more alert when taking a selfie in this case.

Guy 1: "How did you finish studying in time for the test?"
Guy 2: "I stayed up late studying for the last few nights."
Guy 1: "But don't you normally fall asleep, how did you stay awake?"
Guy 2: "I used the wake up selfie method with the most beautiful girl in school."
Guy 1: "Well that explains it. No one would fall asleep in that situation."

by IzaBigMan January 13, 2017

Selfie-Fever

Obsess with taking selfies of yourself. Taking selfies everyday and night. Never camera shy. Never say no to taking a selfie.

They take so many selfies last night on Instagram! The Kardashians have the case of Selfie-Fever.
The popular girls have the extreme case of Selfie-Fever. It is snowing, and I have the extreme case of Selfie Fever. I look really great in the snow!

by TheUrbanGirlNextDoor November 3, 2014

Selfie Jacket

The act of implicating one's self in a criminal case by creating a YouTube rap video boasting of self-involvement in said criminal case.

Bro 1: “Bruh that dude makin paper from fake PUI claims caught a case big time”

Bro 2: “Aye what did homeboy expect after posting his Selfie Jacket on the corner of front street and YouTube dumbass”.

by ThugGuzzler December 19, 2020

Selfie-conscious

When you're trying to take a selfie in public but fear other people are staring at you

"I want to take a selfie but I'm feeling a bit selfie-conscious"

by Emogen October 24, 2014

Low Selfie-steem

A chronic disappointment with how ones selfies turn out.

That girl takes like 20 pictures before she finds one she is happy with. She must have low selfie-steem.

by Semiautosteve January 16, 2014

Brett Favre Selfie

A "Brett Favre Selfie" is a euphemism for what is colloquially known as a "dick pic." When you have that special feeling for that special someone but don't know how to express it, sometimes you picture-message her a "Brett Favre Selfie," especially if she has demonstrated little to no interest in you.

Whenever I send a Brett Favre Selfie, I always go flaccid - erections are too presumptuous....

by Salty ballz November 11, 2013