Cock of Salami

A measurement of meat, standardized by the USDA. Measuring approximately three inches long, or the same size as an average penis in the US.

Shopper: "May I have a cock of salami?"
Grocer: "Sure thing ma'am, do you want that raw or wrapped?"

by Taglar Dreskk September 24, 2021

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Salamification

The process of turning crude animal matter into a salami sausage. This can be a pig or any other organic matter.

Boy, this random collection of organic matter has undergone some serious salamification.

by Sausage_boy June 27, 2008

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Slaminate

To laminate with force. To have one object become connected with another object due to an impact or a high level of speed or force applied.

Joey tried to do a kick flip off of those stairs. I thought he was going to slaminate his face to the pavement!

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

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Salamies

A pair of large circular nipples occupying the majority of the breast tissue.

Dude, she's got salamies.

by Jay Beez March 10, 2010

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Selai is a tropical name which many have never heard before. She is caring, kind and always thinking of others. As well as this Selai has a secret talent that she doesn’t really show off, if you have a Selai in your life she is always going to be there for you and if your in an argument with her she will always be the one to try and sort it out as well as being the first to say sorry.

In addition Selai is smart and very relatable you can literally talk about anything to her and she won’t judge as she loves you for who you are

“I’m really stuck can you help me”
“Na sorry I don’t get it either “
“Oh! I know, let’s go ask Selai she is smart so she will probably help us”

by By Rebecca Boaden May 16, 2019

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