scucket

The worst person ever to lurk the earth,

When you look at someone and immediately hate them, that person is a scucket.

Ex. Nick is a huge scucket
Ex. I saw nick the other day, what a scucket.

by SMancinelli4 December 31, 2013

Scunt

A person from the north Lincolnshire village of Scunthorpe. Easley identified by there extra fingers and webbed toes caused by generations of interbreeding. It's natural habitat is pre 1970's single wheel based towable 3 berth mobile homes were up to 15 scunts can reside at one time.

Jon - going to the football today fred?

Fred - no mate, we are away at Scunthorpe, the ground in like a sardine can and I don't think I can take the Oder of all those pikey scunts.

by Roach burglar December 6, 2012

Scruncle

To simultaneously scrunch and crumple something.

When I found out I was adopted I scruncled my birth certificate.

I totally scruncled my car last night

by Shazamole July 31, 2011

chocolate scrunchie

anus, butthole, pooper and the like used mainly in the homosexual comunity.

"ohh check out the stud in the arseless chaps i'd like to ravage his chocolate scrunchie"

by masturvator March 2, 2008

butt scrunchie

Another word for the hole humans poop out of.

"Emily Johnson's butt scrunchie has lost its elasticity due to lots of use"

by YahHans January 13, 2014

scrunching a grumpy

the physical act of defecating, going number 2, shitting or more specifically: the movement of one's bowels resulting in the excretion of fecal matter, typically in a toilet.

Ciarra took matches and spray with her to the bathroom because she was planning on scrunching a grumpy.

by SlowPoke33 September 9, 2009

Scungilli Man

Scungilli Man is an evil figure, always lurking in the shadows. If you say his name nine times in a mirror, he will leave a plate of scungilli on your front step.

Ben: Hey, did you hear from the Scungilli Man last night?

Henry: Don’t ever mention the S-man again!

by @Scungilli_Man October 6, 2020