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screw that noise 

Variation on screw dat, also "screw this noise". To refuse a stupid suggestion; to refute a statement; to express exasperation with the stupid people.
"Screw that noise! I ain't gonna let you drive MY car!"

"This forum is full of trolls. Screw this noise, I'm outta here."
screw that noise by velo2000 September 10, 2005

Screw-Nicorn 

A made up sexual act which involves Partner A wearing a strap on dildo on their forehead and then proceeds to have intercourse using said dildo with Parter B. This was referenced in a Most Offensive Video Over-Dub of a Charlie Brown and Peanuts cartoon.
"We're going to do the Screw-Nicorn trick. That's when I put a dildo on my head and fuck Marcy headfirst like a Unicorn on amphetamines."
Screw-Nicorn by Bubonic_Chronic November 21, 2007

Screw the Rules, I Have Money! 

Seto Kaiba's catchphrase from yu gi oh the abridged series created by LittleKuriboh. First used when he lost a children's card game to yu gi.

Usage: to shun authority or to tease by flaunting one's wealth.
can be adapted to fit the situation.
ex. 1
Yu gi: Did you just summon a lot of monsters all at once.
Kaiba: Yeah, so?
Yu gi: You can't do that, it's against the rules.
Kaiba: Screw the Rules, I Have Money!
ex. 2
Person 1: leeroy, you dumb ass, you just fucked up our plan.
Leeroy: Screw the Plan, I Have Chicken!

screw- buddy 

a guy/ girl that you can hook-up with without any emotional attachment.
It's so nice to have Travis as a screw- buddy because he's horrible as a boyfriend but he is absolutely incredible in bed.
screw- buddy by leilani_1021 November 9, 2005

Screw Love

Art of showin' someone love if u really deep into bangin' screw music like u do.

Every member from Screwed Up Click show screw love, cus it's a family thang.
Maan, i done went to da Screw Shop and dem boyz out there showed me some mad screw love.

I bang screw so i gotta show some screw love.
Screw Love by Screwmatic August 12, 2008

Screw up 

1. To fail at something, to do something wrong/incorrectly (sometimes repeatedly). Someone that screws up a lot is called a "screw-up"

2. To describe hurting someone emotionally or physically. Commonly used when threatening the one you want to hurt.
1.
Person 1: "I stayed up late last night to study but I couldn't concentrate that well."
Person 2: "You're gonna screw up that test."

"This is the 5th time in a row I'm getting a bad grade. I'm really screwing up."

"I couldn't stop stuttering when introducing myself to him. I screwed up so badly."

2.
"Oh yeah!? You wanna mess with me, kid!? Ohh, I'm gonna SCREW YOU UP!"

Person 1: "Haha, I totally screwed that kid up, did you see his black eye?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he deserved it!"
Screw up by HaltDenMund December 20, 2010