schloofer

Freeloader, lazy, doesn't participate, generally annoying through being passive

"That schloofer's getting a bonus? We worked hard, not him. These group KPIs suck!"

by T. Verd February 26, 2019

Scoof

80s slang for sex.

Nude on all fours on the bed, Kristy looked back over her shoulder and said to Larry, let's scoof.

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 8, 2019

Sploofy

A feeling of ecstatic anticipation manifesting as butterflies in the stomach, usually in lieu of meeting someone you fancy after a long time.

Karina is feeling all sploofy about being in Mumbai on the 9th of April. It is likely though that being a functional flake, she hasn’t booked flight tickets yet.

by cool_dude2612 March 27, 2019

Scoofitan

A word someone named Scott created specifically to post something on here. So add me up on Instagram @scott__daily and um, yeah enjoy this definition. So anyway, im kinda bored so im just gonna keep writing but you can just stop reading here because i don't know what im really saying, im basically just waffling at this point like omg definitions, am i right? ha ha

Guy1: I wanna add a word on urban dictionary
Guy2: Thats a scoofitan

by Scat - The hot lover July 27, 2019

sploofleburger

An anorexic male typically named Matty that has a massive cock.

Girl- I went to see Matty the other night he’s such a sploofleburger!

by Nae_nae98 January 1, 2020

sploof

I am gonna "Sploof" kula so hard their head cracks open.

"Woah, If you don't shut up ima Sploof your head open."

by Slooooof July 16, 2020

shloofing

to sleep in yiddish... ur welcome

or to nap

i was shloofing for 4 hours when he woke me up 😒

by urmom1021 November 21, 2020