schneiderman

To be cocky. To think that you are better than someone else. To be a gym class hero.

dude, I'm better than you, I'm just Schneiderman I guess

by caleb A. December 10, 2007

Grant Schweikert

Manager of a popular fast food store. His 'keep it gangsta' mentality and 'ghetto' lifestyle, combined with his 'sick' cars and erratic driving, have earned him an infamous reputation with the local police force. However, he is not a white cap. Grant has lost his driver's licence at least four times, in the approximate four years he has had it. Grant is also a bum-buddy of Tim Blackwood. The pair together, are literally thick as thieves, and living proof that sodomy should be illegal. Grant has also been nominated for Australian Idol 347 times.

*Police car flashes sirens, Grant pulls over*.
Policewoman - "Mr Schweikert, how ya goin?"
Grant - "Do I know you?"
Policewoman - "No, but I know you!"
Grant - "Oh that is so ghetto..."

by Cockatoo Collins April 10, 2005

schleifer

a family of six including a set of twins and a animal of some sort. Never has food in the cupboards and has strange ways of entertaining their pet. Love these people.

"Lets go to the schleifer house" "You mean the yellow one?"

by squasqua August 12, 2009

scheize

Shit in german. Also see "shizer" in this dictionary (though they spelled it wrong)

Sheize, I just stepped in this sheize!

by shazbotus September 2, 2003

schreiner university

a small university located in Kerrville, texas. most kids go here because they gave them alot of money. schreiner likes to think they are prestigious, but really they have alot of dirty laundry swept under the rug, if you know what i mean. schreiner is kind of like high school. people know your shit, and tell everyone; there are sluts; and kids who do drugs. schreiner also has amazing pizza in the schreiner diner they are good at getting people here but not at keeping them here. also, they have a haunted dorm that su gets bad publicity about. they are using it for "office space" in the near future...yeah, right..

mommy, i want to go to schreiner university when i get big! i love ghosts and gossip!!

by come2papa12 February 27, 2009

schneiders

small butt cheeks. Not necessarely a bad looking butt, just small.

"If my butt were any smaller I would have some schneiders"

by tigerfat May 18, 2009

schneider

a large white male who knows the difference between cheese whiz and african americans. he can also play bass and do the truffel shuffle.

some kid- " fatty!"
tom- " don't disrespect the schneider!" *ka punch*

by jo jo the indian circus boy July 27, 2006