Pounded her like a piece of schnitzel

To copulate vigorously, so as to cause a slapping sound similar to the sound heard when tenderizing a veal cutlet on a board.

Garage Dweller1: Did you notice that Honey was walking funny yesterday?

Garage Dweller2: That's because her boyfriend pounded her like a piece of schnitzel.

by Garage Dweller1 September 30, 2009

Schnitzel

Pronounced (shneet-zil)
An alternative to s**t, that way you can use it anywhere and only the Germans and Austrians will be confused..

1.*police sirens

Yells, "SCHNITZEL"

2. *at restaurant

Wrong order, "Schnitzel'

Waiter, "Sorry, we don't serve that here, however there's this nice German eatery down the road"

*Face palm

by TjEnkins4548 October 29, 2011

schnitzelmouse

(n)A fat-bodied, short-legged mouselike rodent, a vole.

My cat left a dead schnitzelmouse on our porch.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

Schitzopolaroid

Someone who will look fantastic in one photo and look terrible (like a complete other person) in another photo.

Jane: "You look great in that pic!"
... "But who the hell is this one of?"
Sara: "Ah... that's me too..."
Jane: "You are a bit of a schitzopolaroid aren't you?"

by sofaqueen March 27, 2008

schnitzelize

To prepare into schnitzel form.

The cook schnitzelized the meat for dinner.

by German123 November 17, 2009

schitzpol

Racist towards just about every race, creed, religion, color, gender EXCEPT white christian males. People who believe in schitzpol are ALWAYS white christian males who share a common hatred for anyone that's different. Nazis are cuddly teddy bears compared to schitzpol. Their cult reads, "All heil the mighty schitzpol! All non-white, non-christian, non-males deserve to die. Niggers, yellows, spiks, bitches, savages, charlies, and katie kuric all deserve to die. Bono sucks ass. Women are only good for one thing, sexual pleasure and making babies."

Guy 1: Those schitzpol people are so fuckin racist.
Guy 2: Fuck you, you nigger. I'm in the schitzpol cult.

by Donut Piss December 27, 2011

schnitzel slice

The act of committing peen chop

I will commit schnitzel slice if you don’t stop

by SWT Cracker April 7, 2019