Rusty Scuffer

When a person takes a crap in a body of water and it floats to the top.

Dude, Seffer just took a rusty scuffer in the lake! Look at the crap floating out there.

by Larch Cir Mafia August 4, 2011

scruff

verb

Browsing the Scruff app (iPhone & Android) for sexy gay men, bears, hunks, chasers in your neihbourhood and around the world.

Scruff is an unique and growing global community and the largest social gay app that intertwines iPhone and Android users.

When I arrived at Berlin, I checked in at Alexanderplatz and spent the whole afternoon scruffing to find someone who could show me the city.

by BEARserker January 23, 2011

scruffing

Scruffing is a sexual fetish and is generally practiced between two men. Scruffing is most commonly performed as a somewhat sado-masochistic forplay act and is usually coupled with fellatio. Though it first made it's appearance in the gay BDSM, leather, and bathhouse scenes it has begun growing in popularity in recent years. The act is performed by one partner stretching the scrotum of the reciever and using their chin stubble to "Scruff" the recievers scrotum. This causes a variable reaction dependant upon the disposition of the recieving partner. Prolonged scruffing can lead to discomfort and chaffing. Though this is primarily a homosexual act it can be performed man to woman though with the hightened sensitivity of the labia and clitoris it is not as common.

See definition. The scruffing procedure usually follows an up and down motion as if the performing partner is nodding yes.

by Chumborg September 30, 2006

SCRUFFMAN

A Canadian who likes to pleasure Lumberjacks on his vacations. A general dod:s noob or hacker. An all around fag who likes large hairy men to have sex with.

What a Scruffman, he skips like a fairy through the woods of British Columbia.

by 2BaKeD September 20, 2008

scruffle

The length of the hair on a man's face that lies somewhere between stubble and a light beard (scruff).

If you don't shave that scruffle, you'll have a grizzly adams soon!

by P'an Ku June 20, 2007

paul schaffer

is what you call someone who constantly interrupts you when you are trying to be funny.

the bald band-leader on the 'late show with david letterman' schaffer wrote the 1983 hit 'it's raining men' but is perhaps most famous for the worst segment on Letterman; 'stump the band'

Schaffer also looks like the worm in tim burtons 1996 version of 'james and the giant peach'

"shut up paul schaffer - you're ruining my act"

"someone turn of paul schaffers mike will ya"

by hartattack June 25, 2006

Scruffy Northern Git

What *cough*Poncey*cough*, *cough*soft-arse*cough*, *cough*stuck-up*cough* Southerners call the better-looking Northeners.

Essex person: You scruffy Northern Git!
Geordie: You what?
*Essex person recieves a severe beating*

by Glittery Goddess June 4, 2004