schmand

Verb: to schmand

The act of sexual congress with a partner whilst dressed as Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton respectively. Often involving a plethora of imported German dildos. Under no circumstances can traditonal lubes be used. The only exception being the blood and tears of the poor.

Should one of your friends ever Schmand a partner, it is customery to gift them a farmyard animal. CM.

"Hey man, I finally Schmanded Tiffany last night! "

by Wurce bayne December 25, 2016

Scaranation

Scaranation are the people that support the genshin character “Scaramouch”

I am apart of the scaranation.

by Vodie wowdie November 29, 2022

Scaranation

Scaranation is a group formed by a bunch of 12 year olds online about a retarded genshin impact character, eveyrone in the scaranation is over 800 pounds and have mountians of fat rolls stacking over eachother like a fountain.

Hi im in the scaranation and my dad doesnt love me and im obese.

by awesomesaucecremator September 3, 2023

wanger schlanger

a wanger schalnger is a type of german sausage, but since it will be said very seldom in this sense, if you hear it anywhere outside germany, the likelihood is that the person saying it is referring to a penis.

"oh man, my wanger schlanger got covered in shit last nite after i bum fucked your dad"

by matt December 2, 2003

Schlan Party

a party in which only gentlemen are able to attend. Alcohol consumption is a must.

Dude I wish I was part of The Gentlemen so I could goto a Schlan Party!

by The Gentlemen June 20, 2006

Schmandrew

Usually referring to one with an obsession with a particular animal.

Schmandrew has a large collection of Donald Duck items

by SwindySwoo February 5, 2010

Schlangin’

The word used to describe the way in which the cock and balls of a man hang low and tend to swing back and forth in the midday heat. May also refer to when one has a sweaty, droopy ballsack, or just having a long cock in general.

Micah had been fishing in the summer heat all day, and when he got back to his car, he whipped out his cock to check for leeches and realized he was schlangin’.

by David Koresh’s Long White Wang August 23, 2020