Schmitzy

Yiddish word for being sassy or passive aggressive.

What’s up with you? Why are you being so schmitzy?

by HarlemShaker November 11, 2017

schmete

A small penis

I got a lil schmete

by Lilschmete May 4, 2018

schmete

Small penis

Check out my newest song on the lil schmete youtube channel

by Lilschmete February 21, 2018

Schmatta Gauntlet

A narrow walkway surrounded by merchants hawking cheap souvenirs, as frequently experienced when disembarking a cruise ship in a popular tourist port.

So I got off the ship to take a nice walk, but first, Oy!, had to survive the schmatta gauntlet!

by Cruise Maven March 21, 2019

Schmitfaced

When you drink a whole15 pack of Natty Ice, four 99 proof travel shots, and smoke about 17 cigarettes in 3 hours or less.

Look at him he's crosseyed, stumbling, and mumbling obscene profanities telling people to get off "his street "again, he must be Schmitfaced!

by TrollToll66 June 25, 2019

Schmatorade

noun: A cheaper and low-quality grade variant of the popular Gatorade brand. Schmatorade offers "nearly" the same electrolytes and re-hydrating qualities, but in a more affordably labeled bottle and offered at a "are you serious"ly lower price. Schmatorade is an inferior brand akin to a store's "white-label brand".

(spit-take) Damn, Cornelius, this Schmatorade smells AND tastes like asparagus piss! Tell your cheap-ass momma to buck up for some Gatorade next time!

by beancrock July 15, 2019

Schlutesed

A word that just goes with anything

Mate I am completely Schlutesed

by Johnnygeralds January 19, 2020