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Schmoreos

noun: A cheaper and low-quality grade variant of the popular Oreos brand. Schmoreos combines soggy chocolate cookies with soured creme filling in a familiar cookie sandwich presentation. Schmoreos are an affordable, inferior brand akin to a store's "white-label brand".
Yo, Cornelius whas'up with these rank-ass Oreos!??! Why is this creme filling 'yellow'? Are these expired or are these Schmoreos!??! I ain't eatin' these! Tell your cheap-ass mom to get some real Oreos next time.
by beancrock July 16, 2019
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Schooletic

A student who is keen into learning. He/she/it/they is/are anxious to miss schoolwork.
Danisse is always in the honor roll list. She is such a schooletic!
by JuanEyronCarylGay December 17, 2021
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Schmolloks

Schmolloks means when a man with small testicles get them castrated by a man called Schmol. Schmol is knows to make strange grunting noises during this process, some say he finds the experience quite pleasant

Schmol is said like = shh maul
Oh fuck my schmolloks
by SchmolShagger December 9, 2022
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Schmove

1. To juke someone senseless.
2. To get outplayed.
Did you see that schmove he just pulled off?
by rss_atlas December 21, 2022
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Shmole

The dude in the squad that just sucks.
Juan: Alberto ruined our game of pool by making us leave the bar early.
Will: Alberto is such a Shmole
by Richflex February 7, 2023
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King Schmoke Schmoke

A person who never shares a dart. Doesn’t belong in Riff Boys, maybe fits in Hills Boys tho.
“Roll us one King Schmoke Schmoke?”

Anton: “...”
by Pizzaboy696969 April 26, 2019
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high schooler sleep schedule

If you say someone has a high schooler sleep schedule, you are calling their sleep schedule batshit insane and non-existent. Whoever's a victim of it sleeps anywhere between 2-4 hours on average. Very common with druggies, unemployed people, and people who work overnight shifts.
Person: "It's 2am but I can't fall back asleep. Guess I'll just start my day"
Roommate: "You have a high schooler sleep schedule, don't you have anything better to do?"
by That thing in your eye May 25, 2023
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