schlobbernogged

When you’re too wasted to speak actual words

“Dude im schlobbernogged”
“My mom is calling dude I can’t answer I’m too schlobbernogged”

by Jujubop January 5, 2018

schlock

The shit gooey/crusty black smeg thats scraped off hibachi grills after the food is cooked. Resembles cum but black

Holy jesus look at all that schlock i just want it inside me

by aittern November 28, 2018

schlonger

someone who is being dumb so you wanna be nice

you fricken.. schlonger donger bonger.

(rhymes are not needed)

by SATANICA.EXE September 26, 2019

Schlobert

When you run out of cool nicknames for your friend Robert, and just add a SCH

Friend of Robert: Hey ... ahm ... Schlobert

Robert: Okay *confused face*

by kooler typ December 17, 2019

Schlicked

The act of being high.

Crodie waguan. Me and the mandem were straight schlicked last night.

by jewishjewler October 20, 2020

Schlickemed

The act of being Schlicked.

Yo we're straight schlickemed right now

by jewishjewler October 20, 2020

schlockdown

Period of time characterised by acute perpetual inebriation brought on by successive COVID lockdowns.

Husband : “Morning darling, are we drinking the Beaujolais or the Soave today? ”
Wife: “Do think it’s ok to be drinking at 11am every day?”
Husband:”Of course it is, we’re in a schlockdown”

by Col Brimstone January 4, 2021